When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
People often say that they do not judge based on appearance; or, put simply, that given a series of perceptions, one draws on past experiences to make an obvious mental choice about their current situation. (Obviously).
Lets say you go to the Hilton in the middle of the night and a belhop is creepily leering at you. Later on, while you take naked pictures of him in Grant Park, you notice that he is wearing flesh-colored underwear. Well this should have been OBVIOUS. But instead, you stupidly ASSUME that he is not creepy, even though he is a BELHOP and NAKED.
Another example, yes? Lets say for a moment that you are ASSUMING FROM DIAGRAM that the person coming towards you from the opposite lane is going to stop at the yellow light, so you make the left turn. But then you realize that they did NOT stop, and they are slamming into the front of your car. How stupid of you for ASSUMING that they would stop. YOU just made an ass out of YOURSELF and SOMEONE ELSE by assuming this. So therefore, assuming is not The Proper Way to go about your daily business.
We must get the message out quickly: Assuming is ripping our society to bits. There are many ways to remind people not to assume.
How to Help Yourself and Others to Stop Assuming:
Remember, these are just some ideas to help people understand the concept of "Ass-u-me". If you have any more ideas, please email me. To conclude, do not assume. Assuming is bad. Because when you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME. Thank you.When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME. Gigglebounce.com. 2007.