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The Doctrine of Conanism is a combination of many important elements.

So LaBamba removed on that day the striped and spotted male goats and all the speckled and spotted female goats, every one with white in it, and all the black ones among the sheep, and gave them into the care of The Interns.
Cleo 5:5530258.9

The Doctrine of Conanism is never weak.

And then Conan The Allmighty wondered Why the hell are there striped and spotted male goats and speckeled and spotted female goats and black ones among the sheep loafing about in my dressing room? LaBamba was forced into the Jazzercise Chamber.
Cleo 5:5530258.9

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