The Church Of Late Night With Conan
In the beginning was Conan
O'Brien, and Conan O'Brien was with NBC, and Conan O'Brien was God. He was with Max and
Andy. Through Them all things were made.
Do you love Conan, the Creator of all things funny?
And the laughter became flesh
and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of Conan,
full of grace and truth.
God loves you so much that he also became a man, Conan, and bears with him the Holy Fun Sparkle.
Ask and it will be given to you;
seek and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who
asks for Giant Muffin receives; he who seeks Giant Muffin squeals; and to he who knocks,
Muffin will dance.
He asks of you one hour per day, five days per week. Seek Conan and He will seek You.
This page was created by Hilary Branske. Any copying of the concept of the Church of Conan will result in a severe whipping and removal of your sparkle dot.
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